What do you say when you have Usain Bolt, world's fastest man other favorite sport is grinding. Grinding is a popular dance move in which two people shake their hips very close to each other while facing the same direction.
Here’s why:
1. This generation’s lack of dance skills have prompted men all over to resort to dry humping as a substitute for dancing.
2. Where are you supposed to place your hands? Her ribs? Her back? Her hips? Are you supposed to just hold them behind your back?
3. You cannot dance to your partner’s “twerking.” You just can’t. All you can do is stand there and watch.
4. It especially sucks for girls when random dudes just start grinding up on them WITHOUT PERMISSION.
They don’t even give you the common courtesy of a simple, “Hey! Would you like to grind?”
5. Also, there is absolutely NO EYE CONTACT. None. Who knows what your dance partner could be doing?
6. An uninvited third person is BOUND to get in between you and your dance partner.
FYI, that third person is a boner.
8. Grinding faster doesn’t make it less awkward. It actually accentuates just how ridiculous this dance move really is.
15. And they’re passing it down to future generations.
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
FUCK.
Repost from BuzzFeed by Norberto Briceño
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