Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Grouchy New York Post’s Report Of Kimye’s Wedding

ALERT (yawn): Kimye weds”
“Two jackasses got married in Italy Saturday.
Sex-tape star Kim Kardashian, 33, wed egotist Kanye West, 36, in a wedding opulent enough for Florence’s Medici dynasty and tacky enough for reality TV.

They were betrothed at Florence’s 16th-century Fort di Belvedere castle. Olympic athlete Bruce Jenner walked Kim down the aisle.

The republic still stands.”

It’s not clear why the paper took this cynical approach given that it’s devoted a lot of space to both Kim and Kanye’s adventures over the years.

No comment yet from the newly wedded couple but we can expect some media frenzy and melodrama after their honeymoon.

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