1.
Fistbumping: It’s not for everyone.
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2.
“The five best rappers alive are: Salazar, Salazar, Salazar, Salazar and Salazar.” Source
3.
Did the President take an awkward pill? Source
4.
Daley loved playing the invisible harp, and the President loved not being able to hear it. Source
5.
“Dammit man, we have serious work to do in here. The cuteness is just staggering.” Source
6.
“Wow. Think of the size of the teleprompter that guy needs…” Source
7.
“Guys, let’s never drop acid near this painting again.” Source
8.
Just then, the angry baby made its move. Source
9.
The woman in the red dress is having a middle school flashback. Source
10.
Donilon had no problem hypnotizing Obama, but he could only get Panetta to sneeze. Source CORRECTION: A previous version of this fictional caption incorrectly identified National Security Advisor Tom Donilon as White House Chief of Staff Bill Daley. Thanks to @kanerane2001.
11.
“Why yes, I have been working out a little.” Source
12.
“Really? Jean shorts are back?” Source
13.
Barack Obama does not believe you caught a fish that big. Source
14.
“In response to your question: No, John Brennan does not like them apples. Not one bit.” Source
15.
To his horror, no one seemed to notice as she slid a hand around his waist and bit him in the collarbone. Source
16.
“Wait, wait, wait: Let’s see if treasury bills come out of his nose.” Source
17.
“I may be the lousiest cabinet Secretary, but at least I’ve got water pressure in my shower.” Source
18.
Pete Souza Dignity Watch Source
19.
Thankfully, there weren’t any hurricanes that day. (cf.) Source
20.
“Quit giving me that look, Josh. You’re not getting this strawberry until you give Knoller his Slurpee.” Source
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