20 #AwkwardMoments From The White House Feat. President Obama

1.

Fistbumping: It’s not for everyone. Source

2.

“The five best rappers alive are: Salazar, Salazar, Salazar, Salazar and Salazar.” Source

3.

Did the President take an awkward pill? Source

   

4.

Daley loved playing the invisible harp, and the President loved not being able to hear it. Source

5.

“Dammit man, we have serious work to do in here. The cuteness is just staggering.” Source

6.

“Wow. Think of the size of the teleprompter that guy needs…” Source

7.

“Guys, let’s never drop acid near this painting again.” Source

8.

Just then, the angry baby made its move. Source

9.

The woman in the red dress is having a middle school flashback. Source

10.

Donilon had no problem hypnotizing Obama, but he could only get Panetta to sneeze. Source  CORRECTION: A previous version of this fictional caption incorrectly identified National Security Advisor Tom Donilon as White House Chief of Staff Bill Daley. Thanks to @kanerane2001.

11.

“Why yes, I have been working out a little.” Source

12.

“Really? Jean shorts are back?” Source

13.

Barack Obama does not believe you caught a fish that big. Source

14.

“In response to your question: No, John Brennan does not like them apples. Not one bit.” Source

15.

To his horror, no one seemed to notice as she slid a hand around his waist and bit him in the collarbone. Source

16.

“Wait, wait, wait: Let’s see if treasury bills come out of his nose.” Source

17.

“I may be the lousiest cabinet Secretary, but at least I’ve got water pressure in my shower.” Source

18.

Pete Souza Dignity Watch Source

19.

Thankfully, there weren’t any hurricanes that day. (cf.) Source

20.

“Quit giving me that look, Josh. You’re not getting this strawberry until you give Knoller his Slurpee.” Source

 

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