Friday, October 3, 2014

High School Ban Yoga Pants Because Of Horny Boys And ‘Distracted’ Teachers

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Another day, another tale about sexual temptation in high school. Today’s story comes from North Dakota, where horny boys and “distracted teachers” can’t see girls in yoga pants without getting all worked up. Hooray for out-of-control boners!

But wait, there’s more! The school’s assistant principal also played Pretty Woman to shame the girls. Get it you, guys? These teenage girls are prostitutes because they wore Lululemon.

We were told that an English teacher also made reference to the girls looking like prostitutes walking the streets. The assistant principal admitted that that teacher probably shouldn’t have said what she did… adding, that this new policy is not meant to objectify girls, but stop boys from focusing on something other than class work.

Call me crazy, but maybe we should be less concerned with tight pants and more worried about issues like bullying and social media and sexting and dick pics and, oh yeah, students having threesomes with teachers twice their age.


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