Tuesday, September 30, 2014

\Wrestling | WWE Raw Results

Here are your quick and dirty, editorial-free WWE Raw results for September 29, 2014. The episode featured a tag team main-event pairing John Cena and Dean Ambrose against Randy Orton and Kane. Also, lots of “CM Punk” chants, because they’re in Chicago.
Be back here tomorrow for the Best and Worst of WWE Raw column.
WWE Raw results:
- The show opened with The Authority calling Chicago “quitters” for chanting CM Punk. They were interrupted by Paul Heyman and then Seth Rollins, leading to an apology for Rollins trying to cash in the Money in the Bank briefcase at Night Of Champions. Dean Ambrose appeared on the TitanTron with Rollins’ stolen briefcase and taunted Seth to find him and get it back. John Cena then ran out and attacked Rollins.
1. Triple Threat Match for the Intercontinental Championship: Dolph Ziggler (c) defeated Cesaro and The Miz. The Miz jumped off the top rope and got caught with a European uppercut from Cesaro. Ziggler superkicked Cesaro out of the ring and covered Miz to retain the championship.
- “New Stooges” Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble went on a wacky goose chase around the arena looking for Dean Ambrose.

2. Layla defeated Rosa Mendes. Layla won with a neckbreaker. Natalya and Summer Rae got into it on the outside. Tyson Kidd was there, but ignored the entire thing.
- Dean Ambrose brought the Money in the Bank briefcase to the ring and gave away free merchandise to the crowd. Seth Rollins showed up, but Ambrose peacefully gave up the briefcase. When Rollins opened it, it sprayed green liquid in his face.
- Triple H made Dean Ambrose and John Cena vs. Kane and Randy Orton for later in the night.
3. Bo Dallas defeated Mark Henry. Bo won with a Bo-Dog. After the match, Henry attacked Bo backstage and brutally beat him down.
4. Brie Bella defeated Cameron and Eva Marie. The Authority made this a handicap match. Brie won with a rollup on Cameron.
5. Slater Gator defeated Los Matadores. Heath Slater got the win for his team with a rollup. Slater Gator were accompanied to the ring by Hornswoggle in an alligator costume, so after the match they cornered El Torito and had Hornswoggle “gator roll” him. Adam Rose and The Bunny made the save. Also, Jesse Jackson was there.
- Big Show confronted Rusev, accused him of creating propaganda, told him that “nobody speaks Russian” as Rusev was speaking English and tore down Rusev’s big Russian flag.
6. Alicia Fox defeated AJ Lee. AJ was distracted and got caught with a scissor kick (to the back) for the pinfall loss. After the match, Alicia and Paige continued the attack. Alicia and Paige are “best friends” now.
7. Sheamus defeated Damien Mizdow. Sheamus won with a Brogue Kick.
- Hulk Hogan announced this year’s partnership with the Susan G. Komen Foundation.
8. Dean Ambrose and John Cena defeated Kane and Randy Orton. The Cena/Ambrose team won by disqualification when Seth Rollins attacked Ambrose. After the match, Cena and Ambrose cornered Rollins and took turns attacking him. Ambrose tossed Cena out of the ring to have Rollins all to himself. The Authority fought back, and Rollins was able to incapacitate Ambrose with a Curb Stomp on the Money in the Bank briefcase. Cena tried to fight them off, but suffered the same fate.

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