Showing posts with label Not Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Not Funny. Show all posts

Thursday, November 10, 2016

CIC Canada's Immigration Website Crashes as Trump's Led Wins

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Canada’s main immigration website appeared to suffer repeated outages on Tuesday night as Trump took the lead in several major states and his prospects for winning the US presidency turned markedly higher. Data from Google suggests searches for ‘move to Canada’ spiked significantly during the night as Trump victories unfolded in key battleground states

Some users in the United States, Canada and Asia saw an internal server error message when trying to access the Citizenship and Immigration Canada website.

When the Guardian clicked on the page it would not load and a “this page isn’t working” error message came up.

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Alberta Company 'Be Thankful Message' Received Backlash

The whiteboard message inside a PermaCorp room in Edmonton. The company has distanced itself from the statement and it has been erased.
The whiteboard message inside a PermaCorp room in Edmonton. The company has distanced itself from the statement and it has been erased.
'If I need to find another employee it is so easy.'

That blunt message delivered within a missive from a PermaCorp manager has drawn ire online over recent weeks and has forced the Edmonton industrial manufacturing company to backtrack.
The message written on an office whiteboard at the company that employs about 80 people was photographed and posted online recently.

The message begins with the declaration of "Why you should be thankful for your job at PermaCorp" and then lists off the reasons — including the fact, according to the manager, that they receive a lot of resumes.

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

ThisHappened! Watch Out Of Control NBA Ref Yell ‘Boom’ As He ‘T’s’ Up A Player


During yesterday’s Nebraska-Minnesota, Tom Eades, one of the more out of control refs in CBB gave Shavon Shields a technical foul while yelling BOOM in the process. See vine below;

Saturday, January 3, 2015

Oops! Georgia Police Chief “Accidentally” Shoots Wife While Moving His Gun


The dramatic 911 call made by a Georgia police chief after he shot his wife has been released — and she can be heard moaning in the background as he calmly explains what happened.

“Gunshot wound, accidental,” the man says, who is later identified as Peachtree City police chief William McCollom.

The 4:17 a.m. emergency call, which took place Thursday and was released today, has McCollom on the phone saying how “the gun was in the bed, I went to move it to put it to the side and it went off.”

He does not identify himself for several minutes, and when he does he uses his official title rather than his name. When the operator repeats his title back to him, he says: “Yeah unfortunately yes.”

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

UK Mother Still Breastfeeds Daughter At 6 And Won't Stop

Denise Sumpter, 44, has said she won’t stop breastfeeding her six-and-a-half years old daughter until she asks her to stop despite breastfeeding her 18-months old brother. Denise says she thinks it’s one of the reasons Belle doesn’t fall sick often. She also feels confident that she won’t be at risk of breast cancer, and says it has made her eat whatever she wants knowing she won't add weight. Belle is said to be the oldest child in the UK known to be taking her mother’s milk.

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Lol! Bruce Jenner donned in nice ponytail, earrings, and new manicure

The 65 year old former Olympic athlete stepped out for grocery shopping yesterday in LA in luscious ponytail, nice French manicure, diamond earrings, and pink lip gloss.


Photo credit: X17online.com

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Hamilton Woman In Ontario Keeps Husband’s Corpse in Bedroom for 6 Months Hoping for Resurrection

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A devoutly religious Canadian Christian woman, Kaling Wald, kept her husband’s decomposing corpse in their bedroom for six months because she believed God would resurrect him.

According to CTV News, Wald’s  husband, Peter, suffered from Diabetes and did not seek treatment when his foot became infected, because he believed God would heal him.

Peter’s health deteriorated, and he went into a coma in March and died before the end of the month.

Reports state that Wald and her 5 children, who are between the ages of 11 and 22, “thought Peter would be resurrected and therefore kept the door locked and waited for him to come to life.” They prayed fervently everyday for the miracle to manifest.

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

India female presenter dead slapped on live TV for wearing trashy dress



An Indian TV presenter, actress and model, Gauahar Khan, (pictured clasping hand to cheek) was left distressed after a member of the audience at a singing TV competition she was presenting on Sunday November 30th got up and slapped her for wearing a revealing dress.



Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Kate Hopkins Mocks Kellie Maloney’s Post Surgery Appearance

Kellie Maloney a former boxing promoter who just went under the knife to become a woman from a man at age 61 has been mocked by Telly girl, Katie Hopkins. Katie says she does not care what you think, but she thinks the former promoter looks blinding. Kellie also admitted his head was twice as it used to be when he first looked into the mirror after the first stage. 

Monday, November 24, 2014

ExcuseMe! Boxing Promoter Insists On Sex Change Despite Near Death Experience

Former Boxing Promoter Insists On Sex Change Despite Near Death Experience. Kellie Maloney will go ahead with a final sex change operation to become a woman, despite being left close to death after her last surgery, Mirror.co.uk reports. The former boxing promoter is due to go under the knife again in February to have breast augmentation and male to female reassignment procedures.

She had been warned against further surgery after doctors spent 10 hours battling to save her life when she suffered internal bleeding following a facial ­reconstruction operation in Belgium.


But 61-year-old Kellie – smiling for the first time since her ordeal – said: “I am still as determined now as I ever have been to go through with the sex operation. It’s not just a matter of wanting to go through with this. This is something I have to do to correct what was wrong at birth.

Afghan couple whooped 100 times for sex before marriage


An Afghan man and his girlfriend were each given 100 lashes in public for having sex outside of marriage, officials in the eastern Afghan province of Kapisa told EFE news agency.

According to The Times of India, Dozens of people witnessed the punishment of the couple, aged 19 and 21, according to governor of Kohistan region, Mohamed Osman Haqyar Ahmadi. They were arrested a month ago and sentenced after a lengthy trial, he said Tuesday.

“The punishment was applied to both in accordance with the rules of Islamic Sharia law, because they are of legal age to be punished,” Ahmadi said.

He stressed that both the guilty parties accepted the sentence imposed on them and declined to file an appeal. After submitting to their court-ordered punishment, they got married to legalize their relationship.

The Afghan constitution includes provisions for the strict interpretation of Islamic law, which allows for the prosecution and sentencing of persons having relations outside of marriage.

Lashings and public executions were common punishments in Afghanistan under the hardcore fundamentalist Taliban regime, which was ousted during the US invasion of 2001

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Ottawa website hacked with dancing banana photo

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The Canadian Press
The City of Ottawa says it doesn’t believe any sensitive information has been compromised after its website was hacked.

Visitors to the site for several hours Friday ended up seeing an image of a dancing banana and a brief text message directed against an officer with the city’s police force. There has been no comment from police.

In a release Saturday, the city says it is “confident that no corporate or resident information was compromised as a result of the breach.”

Friday, November 21, 2014

Saudi Man Wants A Divorce After Wife Failed To Answer His WhatsApp Message

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Gulf News reports that a Saudi Man divorced his wife after she failed to answer his WhatsApp message. The couple had been married for 2 years and recently, the man had complained that his wife spent too much time chatting with friends rather than taking care of their home and child.

The final straw came when he sent her a WhatsApp message while he was at work. With the help of WhatsApp’s new feature, he could see that she had read the message but did not reply. He became worried and rushed home from work, only to find her relaxing watching TV and chatting with friends. At that point, he declared that he wanted a divorce.

The story has gone viral around the Middle East and now worldwide.

Friday, November 14, 2014

WTF! Jilted BF Mails 15 Live Baby Chickens to Former Lover

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Simply Bizarre!

“There are lots of chicks out there” : This was the note an unhappy Washington-based ex boyfriend sent to his former lover via mail. In addition to the note, he sent her 15 live baby chickens in a box, NY Daily News reports.

When the postman delivered the package to the woman, she threatened to throw the birds in the thrash. However, the postman discouraged her from doing that, and delivered them to an animal sanctuary.


Thursday, November 13, 2014

Busted! Caught on camera, preggie beggar drives off in a Mercedes Benz


This pregnant woman and the little boy, believed to be her son (pictured above) were usually seen on a street in California begging for money every weekend. After collecting money from sympathetic passersby, the woman and the little boy will then drive away in a Mercedes Benz, counting their money and laughing with another man believed to be her husband. An outraged onlooker took pics one day and contacted a TV channel in California to expose the family. See the video
 

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Oops! Man proposes to his GF with 99 iPhones - then she rejects him


This guy has got 99 problems, and his girlfriend is one!. According to Chinese online news site, Kotaku, a love-struck man in the Guangzhou district in China decided to propose to his girlfriend in the middle of a heart constructed out of 99 brand new iPhones that he bought for the special occasion and invited a few friends to witness the event. And guess what happened? The girlfriend turned down the proposal.

The proposal, which was filmed, was later posted on Chinese social network site, Weibo. See the pics after the cut...

US Scientists discover virus that makes people more stupid

 
Have you ever wondered what is responsible for unspeakable stupidity? Well some US scientists might have the answer, having discovered an algae virus which some call “stupid virus” that infects human brains and makes people more stupid. The surprise virus discovery was made by a team at the Johns Hopkins Medical School and the University of Nebraska while undertaking a study into throat micro-organisms.
 
90 people participated in the study and 40 tested positive for the stupid virus. It was then proved that those who had tested positive performed worse on tests that were designed to measure visual processing and attention spans.

Monday, November 10, 2014

Oops! CNN Accidentally States that Obama has Been Killed

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A CNN video producer has committed a major faux pas by accidentally replacing the name “Osama” with “Obama” in the following caption “Seal who  Claims he Killed Obama Under Attack.”

According to Sydney Morning Herald, the error occurred over the weekend, during the Erin Burnett OutFront show, and the topic of discussion was Robert O’Neill, the man who recently claimed to have fired the shots that killed former Al Qaeda mastermind, Osama Bin Laden in 2011.

The wrong caption was reportedly on display for about 45 seconds before it was rectified. However, the correction came a bit too late, as viewers had already noticed the error, and publicized it on social media.

Photo Credit: Sydney Morning Herald

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Oops! Man mistakenly orders $3,750 wine thinking it was $37.50


An occasional wine-drinker asked a waitress to recommend a decent wine for him and his guests at a meeting. She recommended one and said it cost "thirty seven fifty". Thinking she meant $37.50, Joe Lentini ordered the wine and was given a huge bill $4,700.61, including tax.

It was bottle of the vintage wine, Screaming Eagle, Oakville 2011.
‘I asked the waitress if she could recommend something decent because I don't have experience with wine. She pointed to a bottle on the menu. I didn’t have my glasses. I asked how much and she said, “Thirty-seven fifty.” Joe said
When the dinner was over and the waitress brought the bill, Joe, who hadn't paid much attention to the wine, sat up..

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Introducing The Ebola Handshake

Liberia's President Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, right, gives U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Samantha Power what is know as the 'Ebola handshake' during a news conference in the city of  Monrovia on Tuesday
Liberia's President Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, right, gives U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Samantha Power what is know as the 'Ebola handshake' during a news conference in the city of Monrovia on Tuesday
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U.S. envoy Samantha Power demonstrated the new, safe way to greet people in Ebola-ravaged countries this week.

It's known as the 'Ebola handshake', which involves touching the person you're greeting with your elbow.

Ms Power, the U.S ambassador to the UN, touched elbows on Tuesday with Liberia's President Ellen Johnson Sirleaf during a news conference in the city of Monrovia.